Wilson:  "Kitties don't know how to light matches."

The girls introduced Kirby to the game "Three on a Couch."  The three players on the couch are posed a question, any question, which they answer, truthfully or not, in sentence form, one word at a time.  Anyone who giggles before the period at the end of the sentence must give up their place on the couch.  I asked, "Can you smell the color nine?"  Of course, Myra recognized the song; when she said "Chris," Wilson piped up from the table, "-mas!"  Later, Kirby followed Bri's "talks" with "ic."  Too bad we can't wait to play the game 'til I'm good 'n' grumpy, 'cause I laugh waaay too easily.

Haikus have three lines
The first has five syllables
Then seven, then five.

As seen in this example